Extremely Perishable

Just like the Titanic, my virginity and acid-wash jeans.

Brokeback Was Robbed!

March 05, 2006
The Academy never fails to disappoint.

Weekend Update

March 04, 2006
I seem to have an endless capacity for embarrassing myself. When will it end?

In other news, my mom's birthday is today and I have gotten her nothing. I can just about get away with it because I bought her silk pajamas for xmas and they were $160. (Of course, I bought them on the credit card that she pays for ... but that's beside the point.) I need to get a paying gig. No more of this for credit bullshit.