Extremely Perishable

Just like the Titanic, my virginity and acid-wash jeans.

And The Love Mail Goes To

December 21, 2005
I love him like Bacardi loves Cola.



Jake you are my boy, for life. Kirsten is a dunce.



And if you ask ... I will say yes.

Holidays Are for Heathens

December 11, 2005
I really don't like Christmas.

They dug it up from its grave so early this year that even its historically nauseating effect on me wore off before Thanksgiving was over. I feel as if it's come and gone. I keep waiting for them to dismantle the Union Square holiday market and take down the garlands in the store windows. Everybody else must be crazy, must be suffering from some kind of amnesia - and all the while my father text messages me with his shirt size.

Christmas is a waste of time. Especially now, when I have to study for finals. This year it's not so much that I harbor an extremely bad will towards it ... I just feel like it gets in the way. It's just fucking distracting. I can't figure out why people are so drawn to it. It has no richness. It's completely disposable. Cheap.

It has me wasting time on it still. By blogging about it when I could be nose-deep in Richard II and drowning in Spanish grammar.

Other Weekend Madness

December 04, 2005
Includes the following:

I hung out with a good friend in Alphabet City yesterday. We ended up at the Life Cafe, on the northern end of Tompkins Square Park, eating vegetarian chilli and talking about how much love fucking hurts. It's a strange exhilirating experience to talk with someone for hours and hear your soul reverberate in theirs. We're different people and we do have different opinions about certain things but we somehow are always on the same mental plane.

Went to Duvet with a current roommate and her girls. As usual, I arrived half an hour after the club stopped admitting people for free. I had to wait in line for an hour and when I got to the front the big man in charge, a cat named Alex, turned up his nose at me and turned his back.

Alex, a six foot five, 35 year-old black man - and a queen - posing in A/X and Prada, a fedora, pulled low, and tinted shades. Did I mention the pointy-toed crocodile shoes?

Very snooty, very self-important, very rude. The club was pretty but the full of Gotti boys, rolling ten deep. The music was shitty as hell. I've been to less trendy clubs and had a better time. Thus - I left after an hour and forty-five minutes and walked home in the snow.