Extremely Perishable

Just like the Titanic, my virginity and acid-wash jeans.

Weekend Update

I seem to have an endless capacity for embarrassing myself. When will it end?

In other news, my mom's birthday is today and I have gotten her nothing. I can just about get away with it because I bought her silk pajamas for xmas and they were $160. (Of course, I bought them on the credit card that she pays for ... but that's beside the point.) I need to get a paying gig. No more of this for credit bullshit.
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