Extremely Perishable

Just like the Titanic, my virginity and acid-wash jeans.

Things That Just Don't Make Sense

The list - in order of importance:

Bush winning the 2004 presidential election.

The fact that, right now...it is snowing. (Damn this place.)

That the editors of the Sun messed up another one of my articles.

Thin girls ruling the world.

Buzz Rodell. Buzz Rodell does not make sense.

That it's my birthday and I'm still alive.

The Ring 2

That the majority of Americans are dumb-ass people. (Though, maybe this should be at the top.)


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