Extremely Perishable

Just like the Titanic, my virginity and acid-wash jeans.

The Bitch Can't Rock

I would like to point out that it is not Ashlee Simpson's fault that she sucks at singing. Blame it on the parents.

I hear a lot of people are getting upset over the discovery that the girl lip-syncs. Why? Of course she lip-syncs! She has a shitty voice. If you didn't realize that before...then I just don't know what to tell you.

In other news...the war between Ralph and Mother continues.

Oh...and I've done my obligatory crying for the day.
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