The Test for the Teenage Boy
I'd forgotten what little boys were like. One of my roommates brought her little brother to the apartment today and we were all surprised. He could almost pass for 18 I thought - she asked me to guess how old he was - and I said 19 just to be safe.
The kid had recently turned 14.
But later, after witnessing his reaction to the words "Salma Hayek" (eyes rolled back into his head, spastic bouncing, loud slurping sounds), I knew it was true. The method is fool proof.
Salma Hayek, by the way, may or may not be one of three.
The kid had recently turned 14.
But later, after witnessing his reaction to the words "Salma Hayek" (eyes rolled back into his head, spastic bouncing, loud slurping sounds), I knew it was true. The method is fool proof.
Salma Hayek, by the way, may or may not be one of three.
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